What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 11:14
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
{RING} {RING}
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Yes sir it is.
Do happily married husbands cheat?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.